The best things in life are free,
- always arrive late
- the couriers suck
- come in a shitty box
- you cannot refuse them
- they’re free because they usually come as a bonus to the very expensive next best things in life
- also, everyone has them, so no bragging rights
- and everybody has literally the same free best things in life, nothing custom
- for the slightest customisation makes any best thing in life luxury priced.
I hate freebies. They’re cheap and make me feel poor. Because I was poor.