Seriously you nailed it.
For 15 years i stare in awe at these displays of nonsense wondering what is it about fragrances that make them simply un-adevertisable. None of the fragrance brands you sampled actually use any advertising. You cannot say anything in particular about a fragrance or about product quality or brand history or whatever little bit of thing that makes any sense.
But reading your post enlightened me. The recipe is clear and the only thing i was missing all of these years were the effin’ drugs. I think the target demographics is expected to be watching these while on drugs too, right?